July 2008
1 post
Back to Blogging!
I’ve missed blogging, having been so busy. So I guess I’m gonna try to get back into keeping a blog, maybe start off with some lazy shit like rad links and videos and work my way up to in depth though. Sounds like a plan? Yay!
June 2007
21 posts
“I’m not retarded, I’m resmarted!”
– Daxflame
He's Such a Horn-Dog.
Ryan: what r u wearing
Melony Louise: Clothes.
Melony Louise: lots of them.
“Education’s purpose is to replace an empty mind with an open one.”
– Malcolm Forbes
“All those simple things are simply too complicated for my life.”
– No Doubt, “A Simple Kind of Life”
PETA, Cancer, and Hickeys
Melony Louise: The lastest PETA venture: meat causes cancer.
Melony Louise: Did you know that, technically, getting a lot of hickeys could cause cancer?
Melony Louise: Cause cancer is just dead scar tissue clumped up into one place, by definition. Or something like that ,this was logic a friend from school gave me.
Nessa: rofl thats not gonna stop anyone xD
Melony Louise: Exactly. XD
Nessa: i love giving hickies o.o;
Melony Louise: But I really dislike Peta. Not for the be nice to animals stuff, but for the stop eating them cos they're bad for you stuff.
Melony Louise: So do I! 
Nessa: haha i agree
Melony Louise: Well, cos like, we'd still have like monkey-levels (and lower possibly) of brain capabilities if we didn't eat so much protein while we were (and we still are) evolving.
Melony Louise: So basically, PETA's mission is to de-evolve humankind. XD
Nessa: rofl nice logic on that one ^^
“Gentlemen, I wash my hands of this weirdness.”
– Captain Jack Sparrow
“But captain, to obey - just like that - for obedience’s sake, without...”
– The Doctor, Pan’s Labyrinth
“My peanut.”
– Captain Jack Sparrow
“I think what I just wrote is going over my head; I’m stealing lines from...”
– Cute Is What We Aim For
“We decided [Brandon] double yoda’d the skunk.”
– Nessa
“Crushed Red Peppers, Treated With Radiation”
– Papa Johns Pepper Packet
WatchGod, Why Didn’t I Think of This Before? It’s genius!
“I’ve had a lot of problems in my life and most of them never happened. ”
– Mark Twain
“I am not conceited, I’m just sexy.”
– Nessa
Playing Off Sexual Tension [Real or Otherwise] For...
Melony Louise: Your birthday's in a couple days and I'm gonna buy you some Horny Goat Weed. Or that Spanish soda Cameron always bragged about.
As a graduation gift of sorts, I got an uber sexy electric guitar. If I had a worthwhile camera, I'd send peekshures. But yeah, if you know of good sites that'll teach me stuff (or just want to give me teaching stuffs for free cos you love me cos I'm Mel and god dammit I'm utterly adorable) you should reply with that lyk rite now.
Whoreboy "Ben": rofl
you know what???
I'm gonna get a monthly pass soon for the lightrail and sorts.
how abouts as a gift to me(XD wtf?) I just start coming over to your house and show you a few things?
aaaaaand I could give you some sites to show you some basic stuff you could learn =P
Melony Louise: That would work great! So long as you realize that seeing me naked is not part of my "gift to you." Teehee. :p
“I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I...”
– Joe E. Lewis
This Is From Yesterday, But It Is Probably Still...
Melony Louise: *pees self laughing*
Elizabeth: ?
Melony Louise: Someone came to my blog with the google search:
Melony Louise: Melony Naked
Elizabeth: hahaha.
Elizabeth: nice.
Melony Louise: And was on my site for a little over six minutes.
Elizabeth: searching frantically for pictures, no doubt
Apparently, She's Totally Adorable and...
Melony Louise: *throws cute fluffy cats at you*
Sam: O_O *ducks*
Melony Louise: They're magnitized to cute bunnies with butterfly knives.
Melony Louise: So they all attach to your head!
Sam: ...
Sam: I hate you.
Melony Louise: Nu-uh.
Sam: ...
Sam: Yeah you're right
Melony Louise: n_n
“Five years from now I’m probably going to look back on the things...”
– Fiona Apple
Then She Told Me This Fantasy in Spanish...
Naomi: (these are your voices- we are glad you are getting therapy, you need it as much as your crazy sister)...spooky music playing....
Melony Louise: Haha, nice Naomi.
Naomi: yeah, well ...
Naomi: my voices aren't speaking to me right now
Melony Louise: What'd you do this time? o:
Naomi: had Dirty fantasies about being a Jew and whipping christ
Naomi: again
Melony Louise: Oh. I understand their frustration now. I kind of wish I didn't, though.
Naomi: The voices are mad because they have a God complex
Naomi: and their feeling like I am a traitor